Skinner

Winner, winner
chicken dinner! 
I know a cook,
and his name is Skinner.

Master of smithery
and Dutch oven cooking. 
Wears a handle bar stache,
and loves lady looking.

Never met a man
that spoke mule so well. 
Entrances all equine
with his secret spell.

Can hitch up a team
in ten seconds flat. 
Looks right handsome
in a cowboy hat.

Winner, winner
chicken dinner! 
I need a cook,
and his name is Skinner.

Eloquent and Scottish,
comfy in a kilt. 
Once had a circus,
nimble on a stilt.

Huggable and soft
like a teddy bear. 
Can roar like a lion,
so please beware.

The secret to his heart
is a good stiff brandy. 
When God gave us this one
he sure gave a dandy.

Winner, winner
chicken dinner! 
I love a cook,
and his name is Skinner.